Piece of shit plunger
Thin red rubber splits and tears
Piece of shit still floats
Sheets on a clothesline
Heirloom linens hang in shreds
Cat purrs and stretches
Sheets billow at night
Billow, thank God, not bellow
Or else they’d be ghosts!
Well, A for effort
Meditated his whole life
Still died an asshole
Now and forever
I will never again make
Absolute statements
Maximize earnings
Through strategic downsizing
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